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Your Mother Darns Socks in Hell - Embroidered Patch-Merchandise-Undercover Otter
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Your Mother Darns Socks in Hell - Embroidered Patch


If you're anything like me, and I know I am, you love to adorn yourself with colorful patches that have a cheeky message. That's where this embroidered 'Your Mother Darns Socks in Hell' patch comes in! Iron (or sew) it onto whatever you want*! 

The base is black and the patch comes in a vibrant color combination of yellow, pink, and orange. 

The patch measures 7 cm (2.7") at the tallest point.

* Within reason, I wouldn't try ironing it onto a gerbil. Or anything else that's alive, really.


This product is not eligible for discount codes.


All purchases of 5 skeins or more are eligible for a 5% discount using discount code: SIZEUP

As a fat fabulous creature, I (Aiden) know how hard it can be to source enough yarn to make myself a sweater. What takes the 'average' person 4 - 5 skeins, takes me at least 6 and usually around 8 skeins. (I'm between a 134 cm / 54 inch torso circumference).
It makes knitting or crocheting garments with hand dyed yarn a pretty costly adventure, which is why I am now offering discounts for yarn quantities that are above average.

This discount applies to all of our hand dyed yarns (that are not on sale), and can be combined between bases and colorways. You could make that top that uses a bajillion colors, or just pick the skeins for a single color project.

I'm not plus size. Can I use these discount codes?
We will not police purchases and I will not exclude people from this discount based on their size. Hell, I encourage everyone who wants to use these codes for their 5+ skein purchases to use it. The economy is tight enough as it is and society already does enough excluding, no need for me to tack on some more.