🍌It's about time we used a beter system for measurement, so here we go, from now on I'll be including the length in bananas on every label of my yarn. 📏

The entire meter versus yard thing has gone on long enough, time to unify the imperial and metric system into something reliable.

Just FYI, Signature base Squirm is approximately 2666 bananas long per skein!

Your banana mileage may vary.