Undercover Otter - MILF* Mayhem
MILF Mayhem Yarn Club
MILF Mayhem Yarn Club
Sign-ups are live for the Shadows of Desire Box—and for consecutive boxes if you choose a subscription, starting with this one!
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MILF Mayhem 2025: A Year of Monstrous Magic Awaits!
(Monsters I’d Like to... Fondle)
The Undercover Otter yarn club (formerly known as the Clan of Igors) is back, and it’s more monstrous, mesmerizing, and seductive than ever. This time, we’re diving into the world of creatures of the night, salacious fiends, cunning cryptids, and MILFs that inspire lust, love, and an unquenchable thirst for color.
Join me in a year-long journey into the monstrous, magical, and mesmerizing world of creatures and folklore. Each quarter, we’ll explore themes of queer identity, transformation, and the power of otherness through hand-dyed yarn and curated extras.
The 2025 Schedule:
🩸 Shadows of Desire (January - March): Hidden desires, forbidden love, and transformative allure.
January: The Vampire – A timeless icon of forbidden allure and eternal intimacy.
February: The Succubus/Incubus – Embodying liberation and seductive charm.
March: The Demon – A rebellious spirit embracing transformation.
Sign Up Opens: December 7th, 2024
Sign Up Closes: February 28th, 2025
Ships: March 2025
✨ Realms of Enchantment (April - June): Untamed nature, individuality, and magical growth.
April: The Leshen – A mystical guardian of untamed nature.
May: The Witch – An enduring symbol of power and individuality.
June: The Siren – A voice of captivating autonomy and irresistible beauty.
Sign Up Opens: March 1st, 2025
Sign Up Closes: May 31st, 2025
Ships: June 2025
🔥 Legends of Transformation (July - September): Stories of self-discovery and bold change.
July: Medusa – A reclaimed icon of strength and self-definition.
August: Mothman – A mysterious, misunderstood beacon of uniqueness.
September: The Werewolf – A symbol of duality and self-discovery.
Sign Up Opens: June 1st, 2025
Sign Up Closes: August 31st, 2025
Ships: September 2025
👻 Spectral Guardians (October - December): Community, rebellion, and haunting celebrations.
October: Jólakötturinn (Yule Cat) – A vigilant and protective figure.
November: The Mari Lwyd – A hauntingly beautiful blend of life and death.
December: Krampus – A joyous and chaotic subversion of tradition.
Sign Up Opens: September 1st, 2025
Sign Up Closes: November 30th, 2025
Ships: December 2025
Here’s What’s Included in each box:
- Three full skeins of Squirm Sock yarn in exclusive hand-dyed colorways. Each skein is inspired by a different monster featured in the MILF Mayhem box, providing you with three distinct and unique colorways, each capturing the essence of one of the monsters. You will be getting a fully themed collection with cohesive creatures and colorways per quarter.
- Creepy-cute extras to bring the theme to life (stickers, artwork, gifts, and more).
This box is perfect for crafters who love a touch of unconventional queer chaos, folk horror, monstrous mayhem, and otherworldly inspiration in their stash.
🔮 Limited spots available—don’t miss your chance to summon these MILFs to your door.
Subscriber Perks:
- Up to 20% off each quarter’s MILF bundle (depending on your subscription).
- 48-hour early access to Undercover Otter shop updates.
- 500 bonus Creep Coins per quarter to save toward future purchases.
Subscription Options:
Choose how you want to indulge in MILF Mayhem:
- One-Time Purchase: Perfect for a fleeting rendezvous—just purchase when your favorite quarter opens for sign-ups, this option does not renew.
- Quarterly Subscription: Automatically renews on March 1st, June 1st, and September 1st, 2025, with the flexibility to pause or cancel at any time.
- 6-Month Subscription: Covers two quarters and renews automatically on June 1st, 2025 unless canceled or paused.
- Full Year Subscription: An exclusive offer that is available until February 28th! Sign up for the full year and get 20% off the entire year of MILF Mayhem!
- Shipping is calculated at checkout according to the amount of shipments, it is not included in the price shown on this listing.
If you’re only interested in a specific quarter—like Spectral Guardians, the fourth one—you’ll need to wait until the single sign-ups open for that quarter. For Spectral Guardians, sign-ups will open on September 1st, 2025 and close on November 30th, 2025. At that time, you can select the "One-Time Purchase" option and secure your spot for just that quarter. Be sure to mark your calendar, as spots are limited and tend to sell out quickly!
Are you ready to join the Monster Mash?
To receive Creep Coins (our savings program), activate your free membership account on our website. Creep Coins and discount codes cannot be redeemed for the MILF Mayhem box.
If you order extra items along with the MILF* Mayhem box, they will be shipped together when your box is ready! To receive your additional items sooner, please place a separate order.
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Example:
Customers from Germany will pay 19% VAT.
Customers from France will pay 20% VAT.
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🇳🇱 Dutch customers:
We will charge you 21% VAT.
🇬🇧 UK customers:
Orders with a value under 135 GBP (including VAT) are taxed at Undercover Otter. Orders with values over 135 GBP (excluding VAT) are not taxed at Undercover Otter. Instead, you will pay VAT once the package arrives in the UK.
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Creatures per Box:
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Shadows of Desire (January - March)
Vampires, succubi/incubi, and demons embody hidden desires, forbidden love, and the transformative power of rebellion, all hallmarks of queer experience. These creatures symbolize the defiance of societal norms and the journey toward self-acceptance and liberation.
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Sign Up Opens: December 7th 2024
Sign Up Closes: February 28th 2025Ships in March 2025
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Realms of Enchantment (April - June)
Leshen, witches, and sirens embody nature’s raw power and the magic of individuality. These creatures celebrate queer self-expression, autonomy, and the beauty of thriving beyond societal expectations.
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Sign Up Opens: March 1st 2025
Sign Up Closes: May 31st 2025
Ships in June 2025
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Legends of Transformation (July - September)
Medusa, Mothman, and Werewolves symbolize transformation and the courage to embrace change, reflecting key aspects of queer identity. From reclaiming narratives to thriving through self-discovery, these creatures embody empowerment and the beauty of individuality.
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Sign Up Opens: June 1st 2025
Sign Up Closes: August 31st 2025
Ships in September 2025
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Spectral Guardians (October - December)
Jólakötturinn, Mari Lwyd, and Krampus embody themes of community, rebellion, and the celebration of otherness. These creatures honor queer resilience and joy, subverting traditional norms and uplifting individuality during the year’s most festive season.
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Sign Up Opens: September 1st 2025
Sign Up Closes: November 30th 2025
Ships in December 2025
🧶 About the Yarn Base:
All MILF Mayhem colorways are dyed on Squirm Sock, our custom spun OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified yarn base.
Fiber Content: 80% Extra Fine Superwash Merino (21.5 microns), 20% Nylon
Weight per Skein: 100 grams | 3.5 oz
Running Length: 400 meters | 437 yards
Yarn Weight: Fingering / Sock
Threads: 4-ply spun | High Twist
Squirm is our favorite yarn base for bouncy, soft, squishy creations. Custom spun exclusively for Undercover Otter, Squirm has a velvety look, is next-to-skin soft, and perfect for socks, shawls, cowls, toys, or garments you’ll treasure for years to come. Its durability and extra cushion make it a must-have for any project that needs a little extra luxury and strength.
