Get Ready for Some MILF* Mayhem!
(*Monsters I’d Like to... Fondle)
The Undercover Otter yarn club (formerly known as the Clan of Igors) is back, and it’s more monstrous, mesmerizing, and seductive than ever.
This time, I’m leaning into my forbidden love for creatures of the night, salacious fiends, cunningly handsome cryptids, and the kinds of MILFs that inspire lust, love, and an unquenchable thirst for color.
Sign ups for this 2025 yarn club start upcoming Saturday, the 7th of December on www.undercoverotter.com
All about the base:
Tempting like a vampire’s kiss and as resilient as a demon’s pact, Squirm Sock is the perfect foundation for projects brimming with magic and forbidden allure.
This velvety yarn is exclusively spun for Undercover Otter and has been a staple of our brand for over a decade.
Squirm is a high twist, 4-ply, fingering weight yarn, made with 80% Superwash Merino Wool and 20% Nylon. Each skein contains approximately 400 meters per 100 grams (that's 437 yards per 3.5 oz). The high twist gives the yarn a velvety look and feels next to skin soft. Next to all that, Squirm has an OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certification, meaning we are dyeing on a yarn base that has no harmful substances.
Squirm is perfect for making socks, shawls, cowls and other garments that need a bit of extra cushion. It's also great for knitting or crocheting toys or any other projects that you want to be extra soft and squishy! It is not only soft but also very durable, making it perfect for garments that you want to have in your life for a long time.
Singular Summoning or Renewable Pact?
MILF* Mayhem is a quarterly yarn box designed to bring monstrous magic to your door every three months!!
Each box includes:
🧶 Three hand-dyed skeins of Squirm Sock
🎁 Unique extras to bring the theme to life (think stickers, artwork, gifts and more)
✨ Available as a one-time purchase or a subscription
You can sign up for a single shipment each quarter or opt for a subscription that automatically renews—giving you access to all the MILFy goodness (and perks! More on those later) without the hassle. Subscriptions are flexible, so you can pause or cancel at any time.
Whether you’re in for a fleeting fiber fling or ready to commit to recurring monster mayhem, there’s an option for everyone. (I am looking at some solutions for people who prefer to pay monthly, and have the box shipped at the end of the quarter. It should be possible, but it takes some extra manual fiddling on my end. More on that once the box is live!)
Four Boxes, Four Themes, Twelve Colorways
Dive into a year-long adventure with four enchanting boxes, each exploring themes of queer identity, transformation, and the magic of embracing otherness.
✨ Shadows of Desire (January - March): Unearth hidden desires, forbidden love, and the allure of transformation in this dark and seductive collection.
🌿 Realms of Enchantment (April - June): Celebrate untamed nature, individuality, and the transformative power of magic in a vibrant, otherworldly journey.
🦋 Legends of Transformation (July - September): Step into the stories of monsters that thrive through change, self-discovery, and reclaiming their narratives.
🎄 Spectral Guardians (October - December): End the year with a celebration of community, rebellion, and the haunting beauty of traditions that honor resilience and joy.
Each quarter represents a facet of queer existence: from hidden struggles and bold transformations to connections with nature and the celebration of identity. Together, they form a year-long exploration of queerness through the lens of myth and folklore.
Art by @thecrowsteeth_
